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Rosio. Houston, Texxxas. Theatre. Guitar. Soccer. 19. College. I like making people laugh. Just your typical average Joe.

moondomash:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

still one of the best darmedies I have ever seen…

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Please let her

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

thespoopymango:

thats so precious omg

cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

captainzaksparro:

pattomore:

story of my life 


When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration. Dear god was I wrong.

captainzaksparro:

pattomore:

story of my life 

When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration.

Dear god was I wrong.