Rosio. Houston, Texxxas. Theatre. Guitar. Soccer. 19. College. I like making people laugh. Just your typical average Joe.
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????" "act normally" "okay"
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
Please let her
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
story of my life
When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration.
Dear god was I wrong.